After all, where else would a scrawny little twerp like you get a hot set of Sin City coasters for absorbing that swill you call beer before it ruins your mom's coffee table? You wouldn't last an hour in Sin City, but you can handle a trip down the street to your local comics shop, right? And how would you like that Sin City-exclusive set of black, white, and red magnets? Sure, they've got those pretty pictures of Nancy, Marv, Miho, and Dwight on 'em, and we know you want 'em real bad...but if it was up to you, they'd still be on the shelf at Sin City Five and Dime, where we first spied 'em.
And since we know there's no way in Hell one of you pansies could handle a night with a Sin City dame in the flesh, we've decided to enhance your fantasy life by bringing back a trio of sexy prints for you to enjoy in the privacy of your own home. Now don't get the wrong idea...these are real classy dames, so don't go pawing 'em like some animal. Just hang these fine, lavishly produced, two-color prints of Delia, Mary, and Gilda on the wall of your favorite room and enjoy the view.
Time to take notes: Sin City Dames prints are 24"x36", printed on 80 lb. stock, retailing for 25 bucks. Look for Delia April 12, Mary May 10, and Gilda on June 14. The coaster set is made of sturdy cork with durable matte-laminated surfaces, depicting axe-wielding Marv, sweet and sleepy Goldie, double-barreled Dwight, and sexy cowgirl Nancy. Pick up the set July 12 for 13 bucks. The eight-piece magnet set features our friends listed above, as well as a couple of BLAM!s and the Sin City logo. Set aside 8 bills for its August 30 arrival to your local comics retailer.