Hasn't anybody figured out how dangerous this Sergio guy is? First he destroys DC, then he massacres Marvel . . . now those trusting folks at Lucasfilm have allowed Groo's godfather and mentor-in-devastation to visit their once-productive offices, and Dark Horse was there to document the disaster.

Everyone's a fan of the beloved Star Wars film trilogy--even master cartoonist Sergio Aragonés. So it's only natural that Sergio--like anyone else--would jump at the chance to visit those magic-making folks at Industrial Light & Magic for an up-close look at how the sophisticated special effects are produced. But why didn't someone warn poor Sergio to keep his distance from the computers? Maybe then he wouldn't have gotten sucked into the ILM computer system, and this whole business of Sergio keeping company with Princess Leia, Yoda, and Luke Skywalker would never have happened. Then again, if someone would have been smart enough to keep that from happening, we wouldn't have such an outrageous story to make into a wacky, goofball comic.

"Don't you people ever learn?" screamed Mark Evanier, who spent hours consoling the distraught Aragonés and helping the esteemed cartoonist document the horrible and somehow hilarious experiences he endured while inside the computers. "Sergio has been shaken by this whole fiasco so badly that he may not draw for the next 15 or 20 minutes! What fools would allow this man to get so close to such expensive equipment?"

The farce is with you this February 2, when Sergio Stomps Star Wars. All the Wookiee puns you can handle can be found in this full-color, 32-page one-shot.