Here's a few Q & A's with Axe Cop. For more and more illustrative "Ask Axe Cop" Features, be sure to head on over to the Axe Cop website.
Q: Dear Axe Cop, Have you ever been really sick before? What was it like?
A: Sometimes I get sick, not much. I got diarrhea once because Diarrhea Man tricked me into eating food that he had put diarrhea powder into. Diarrhea Man can only die when no one on earth has diarrhea. So as far as we know he is still alive.
Q: Dear Axe Cop, What would you do if robotic dragons attacked the moon?
A: I would run up the invisible stairs to the moon, then I would ride the invisible skateboard off of an invisible ramp and shoot them with a hot-lava thrower. After they died I would touch their blood so I could be come Robo-Dragon Axe Cop.
Q: Dear Axe Cop, What is the funniest thing you have ever done?
A: I went to a slumber party with some clowns. When they were asleep, I put their hands in warm water so they would pee the bed. The next morning I realized they were evil, so I forced them all to eat poison cake. They died.