The grim underpinnings of consumerism are examined in "Mall Crawl," which finds Eno and Plum suffering from the effects of the hormone-enhanced air of the mall! The badly complected Mickey Pimple, Teen Adventurer, acquires a new mentor, much to the consternation of his old one, CIA agent Hanson. The battle ensues in "Mickey Makes a Friend"! Finally, "Why I Suck" features the author telling you things about himself you probably don't want to know.