What? You say that Valentine's Day is swift approaching and you don't have that strange and special something for your best beloved? Look no further! What could be more fitting than a soupçon of wit, a dash of depravity, and a whole lot of dumb jokes? That's right! It's Instant Piano time once more, so if you've got the maturity, we've got the title for you! Instant Piano -- it's not just a comic book, it's the strangest date you've ever had... Topped off by the oh-so-romantic, bouncy, and bucolic cover by the joint talents of Piano-man Stephen DeStefano and special guest painter Bill Wray.