It's alien-fragging time for Marshal Law! The teenaged League of Heroes is being decimated by a horde of alien incubi, and it's up to Marshal Law to save them. But can this hero-hating harbinger of fear and loathing function teamed up with the hyper-eager super-team, The Secret Tribunal?

And if slaughtering aliens (and defending snot-nosed super-teens) weren't enough, Marshal Law must fend off the romantic advances of Breathless, the Marilyn Monroe-esque heroine who recharges her powers with sex! But even worse for San Futuro's hero-loathing lawman is when Growing Boy asks him the dreaded question -- "May I be your boy companion?"