The Goon’s been away for a while, and he’s horrified by what’s been passing for horror in his absence! When a bunch of gothy vampires summon some of the new generation for revenge on the Goon, they discover just how little tolerance he has for sparkliness. The Goon returns to its bimonthly schedule, and nothing beloved by ten-year-old girls is safe!

* The Goon is back--and bimonthly!

* Tired of sparkly vampires? Dark Horse does vampires right!

“The Goon is the product of a contentedly demented mind.” --Comic Book Resources

"Smartly written and terrifically drawn, THE GOON #34 is a must-have. This is the perfect issue for any new reader to jump in." --Fangoria