Welcome aboard the Wasteland Express! But let me give you a bit of advice... sit near the back and keep an eye on your wallet. See there's a midget on this train who goes by the name of Fenster; him and his partner Barnum are running a card game that I don't think is on the up-and-up, if you know what I mean. Besides, Barnum just happens to be a cybernetically enhanced gorilla with a laser for an eye. Oh, and Lone's on the train, too, so I think there might be trouble. But if you keep your head down, you should be okay... ALL ABOARD!