Welcome to EASY JOHN'S FIREWORKS SHACK! We've got everything any inhabitant of the Western Wasteland would need, from supplies and rations to firearms and ammo! Need explosives? No problem! We even offer credit to anyone the law allows (which doesn't include mutants or zombies)! And if it's some rest and relaxation you're seekin', make sure to check out our convenient saloon right next door. So come on down and see us before you head off to your next zombie massacre! You'll be glad you did.

The West just got a little wierder...

* Jerome Opeña has been nominated for The Russ Manning Most Promising Newcomer award.