A satirical sci-fi adventure from Yahtzee Croshaw!

A not-quite-epic science-fiction adventure about a down-on-his-luck galactic pilot caught in a cross-galaxy struggle for survival! Space travel just isn’t what it used to be. With the invention of quantum teleportation, space heroes aren’t needed anymore. When one unlucky ex-adventurer masquerades as a famous pilot who is also a hated public figure, he’s sucked into ever-deepening corporate and political intrigue. Between space pirates, adorable but deadly creatures, and a missing fortune in royalties, saving the universe was never this difficult!