Mike O'Brien thought he had it all. A semi-retired Internet millionaire, Mike had a beautiful wife and a relaxing lifeóuntil he discovered that his wife was part of possibly the greatest, and oldest, conspiracy in history. Dan Merchant and B. Scott Taylor's satiric, sharp novel tells the story of how stay-at-home wives communicate and collaborate to control the lives of married men. This hilarious romp details the wives' "Point System" (Leaves the toilet seat up: -100 points; Lets his mother-in-law visit for a month: +500 points), includes a quiz to determine if your wife is part of the conspiracy (Does your wife spend more than five hours a week at Starbucks?), and answers burning questions like: If men are the superior sex, why do they lose every argument with their stay-at-home wives? Energetic and entertaining, The Great American Stay-At-Home-Wives Conspiracy is a witty look into the lives of wives and the husbands who are controlled by them.